Tea Bagging...Just breathe through your nose!

So, Scott Brown was officially sworn in this week and Ted Kennedy rolled over in his grave. I hope Scotty boy enjoys his tenure in the senate - I believe it will be very short-lived. The MA. Dems are not going to let this happen again! I believe the only reasons he won were because:

• Coakley was a frigid bitch with no lips, quite possibly the worst campaigning politician in the last decade. At least Bush knew how to smile.
• Massholes don't care about anyone else. Since they already have a "public option" there is no way they would be keen on funding people in Mississippi, Alabama, and every other fat person Red state.
• His JFK-like physique and the fact he posed nude in Cosmo got all the mini-van driving women from Framingham to the Berkshires to fall in love.

He was endorsed by the Tea-Baggers. You can not tell me that if Obama had posed nude in a magazine that would've HELPED him! Speaking of Tea-baggers....

Let me start out by saying I am a huge fan of the Tea Bag Movement. What is there not to love?! It make me so happy that America's finest have a support group for one another. Which brings up a good question. There was a poll on CNN regarding the favor ability of the movement. It says 33% of people support the movement. I would fall in this category, is there a multiplier to factor in the sarcasm variable? :)

I watched the coverage and speech on Friday night and the Gift That Keeps Giving's speech last night. I am still digesting Palin's speech but had some observations about the first night's call to order. First of all, the opening speech given by a former Rep from Minnesota talked about all the people that voted for Obama. He made an inference that half the people that voted for him don't even speak English and the whole crowd cheered. Why do they have to speak English?

America doesn't have a national language, never has. If they are such constitutionalists, shouldn't they know this? These people need to either propose a bill to make English the national language or shut the bleep up; we can not allow them to spew off ignorance for their convenience. They interviewed a few people in attendance. My favorite was the man that said, "We don't need lawyers to interpret our four page constitution." I guess this means we don't need the Supreme Court anymore. He was dressed as Paul Revere.

Tickets to the convention were $550, don't worry it included dinner (your choice of beef or chicken). The best was the gift shop; for only $96 you can have your own Tea Bag pendant (in either stainless steel or gold.) Do these people not know where the term Tea Bagging comes from?! This brings me back to my previous question to CNN, what percentage of the 33% in favor of the movement are just excited to see people dressed as Paul Revere with stainless steel Tea Bags around their neck spouting out ignorance proudly calling themselves Tea Baggers?

Palin 2012!

xR